Halloween is my favorite holiday. I’m a black cat. Duh.
Also, ones show off all their oneness on Halloween and zeroes try to dress up like ones and it doesn’t work. This year I’m dressing up like a dog. There’s a song about the dog. Actually, there’s two songs about the dog.
So celebrate the holiday that celebrates me. The black cat. Fist pump. Bob for apples. Bob for bitches. Bob for ones. Puma with ones. Party with ones. Be a one. You’re a one. I’m a one!? I’m a one. I’m meowt. Peace.
Fannypack Friday. It’s Friday, wear a fannypack. Carry stickers and Snickers. Give them to ones. Party with ones. Start drinking early. Pregame! Wanna do shots? Do shots! Wanna do a beer bong? Do a beer bong! Party into the early hours of Caturday morning. Wait, you’ve never heard of Fannypack Friday? You’ve gotta be kitten me!
By the way, I’m Pregame Puma. I’m the mascot of pregaming. I escalate things and I only party with ones. I like posts. Scratching posts. Blog posts. Posting up. Post-it notes. Post to post. East post to the West post. Take another shot. Now fist pump.
Here’s a song you can dance to. It’s called “Wildcat” and it’s by one of my favorite bands. They’re called Catacatcat. Listen to it. Take a shot every time you hear the jungle cat. Now take another shot. Beer bong. Go talk to that one. Do it. Take a shot.