Winter is a bad time of year. Even wild cats get depressed. I haven’t felt like Pregaming or partying. I changed my diet and now I feel more energized. I was eating only catnip before, but now I take in more salmon so my vitamin D levels are higher. Vitamin D is now considered an important part of pregaming.
#PumaNutrition #PumaDiet #PumaFitness Vitamin D has made me feel great. Feeling great makes me feel lucky. I feel lucky in the winter. I feel lucky independent of the date. Lucky on this date. Lucky Date 36 Dance Tracks. Party to Lucky Date. Pregame to Lucky Date!
Well, not so much the wild. He released them into the suburbs.
This resulted in baboons, bears, lions, mountain lions, and bengal tigers being put down by the authorities. I lost a lot of family members in this event and I am mourning my cousins’ deaths. I’ll try to pull myself together so we can celebrate Caturday, but as for today, I can only share some more somber songs with you. RIP cousins. Continue reading →
It’s Friday. Rebecca Black. Black Friday. Thanksgiving. Thank God it’s Friday. TGIF. ABC. Full House. Step by Step. Family Matters. Carl Winslow. Cop. Cop this mix. Cop that mix. Mix and match. Awesome match. Friday Night Smackdown. Smell what the Rock is cookin? Cookin. Recipe. Recipe for success. Dress for success. Dressed up. Dressed down. Get down. Dance. Club. Dancing and clubs mix well. Dance mix. DJ Ed Smooth Fall Dance Mix!!!!!
Fannypack Friday. It’s Friday, wear a fannypack. Carry stickers and Snickers. Give them to ones. Party with ones. Start drinking early. Pregame! Wanna do shots? Do shots! Wanna do a beer bong? Do a beer bong! Party into the early hours of Caturday morning. Wait, you’ve never heard of Fannypack Friday? You’ve gotta be kitten me!
By the way, I’m Pregame Puma. I’m the mascot of pregaming. I escalate things and I only party with ones. I like posts. Scratching posts. Blog posts. Posting up. Post-it notes. Post to post. East post to the West post. Take another shot. Now fist pump.
Here’s a song you can dance to. It’s called “Wildcat” and it’s by one of my favorite bands. They’re called Catacatcat. Listen to it. Take a shot every time you hear the jungle cat. Now take another shot. Beer bong. Go talk to that one. Do it. Take a shot.