In 1998 or maybe 1999, Lindsey and Vlad became joined at the hip (a metaphorical soul hip) in their middle school’s tv production class that was an excuse for them to get out of homeroom.

Now — without the assistance of the all-knowing Mr. Granger, they’re left to collaborate on this blog to get them out of whatever else they should be doing with their time.

Collaborations from tasteful individuals are more than welcome. Email Lindsey or Vlad! Vlad will probably be better at hooking you up with an account, but Lindsey is more pleasant all around.

Although musical tastes and mental capacity have withered exponentially since their middle school days, both Lindsey and Vlad still enjoy clever lyrics, a steady beat, and a good leg/torso humping from Lindsey’s dog, Fred, or a quiet hangout sesh with Vlad’s respectful dog, Laska.